Been a couple months since I last updated the news. Been away and of course nobody else ever does this so...

Apparently while I was away Souj decided to let the demon take over and he cracked the whip big time. I have SEVEN(I think it's "just" seven anyway) Empyreans to update, ugh!

Today's spotlight will be the latest creation which I'm not even going to try and spell.

Anyway, congratulations to our one and only real Galka, Bigdogg, on his uh... this thing.

It's supposedly some mystical spear that King Arthur used once upon a time but I'm gonna go ahead and call it the "Crab Piercer"

Apparently the first thing he did was run out and cause mayhem, lots and lots of mayhem.

Really sir? Do you think of nothing else?! May all the crabs of Vana'diel rest in peace.

I'll try and get the other 6 done here over the next few days... *evil glare*

So... few weeks behind. Sorry about that. I'm a big slacker!

Next two(and second to last at the moment) Empyreans belong to none other than the death brothers!

Calabolg(not like the sword, he's just a big fake!) and Canad-Milliniar

Now I could just post screenshots of them doing their awesome weapon skills(or flooding the room in Cal's sake) but that would be a big fat LIE!

The truth.

"Cal stop meleeing, you're paralyzed!"
"It's cool I got Myrkr."
Calabolg is paralyzed.
Calabolg is paralyzed.
Calabolg is defeated by the spec of dust.

Tisk tisk.

"Hey Mil, let the tanks get a bit of hate before you-"
Milliniar readies Tachi: Fudo
...Milliniar is defeated by the light breeze.

Not surprising.

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Not much else to report, we've done random everything. Gia's still not allowed to use SMN. Dain's still a jerk.


We did sky a few weeks ago though... TOTALLY RELEVANT!

Genbu probably defeated Milliniar I'm sure.


Poor Seiryu, trying to be all scary and stuff.

Until next time! ...hopefully sooner.